Top Twitter Users at wefollow.com

Find out who the top-ranked Twitter users are at WeFollow.com. Users are ranked based on the number of followers. Here's today's top ten:

cnnbrk (CNN) 681,469
britneyspears 581,384
BarackObama 571,885
aplusk 551,729
jimmyfallon 468,533
THE_REAL_SHAQ 436,130
nytimes 429,416
lancearmstrong 418,176
algore 406,860
johncmayer 389,603

Today's Penis Enlargement Spam Email Subject Lines

Here's what the Night Googler received in his spam email box today: more suggestions to get my inadequate penis enlarged (note that all typos are as received):

"Perform in bed with the same power as your performed on your honeymoon"

"Nobody can be blamed for your pitiful member but you can change it"

"Girls prefer well hung men"

"Raise the bed intensity several notches"

"Pleasure and big size always go together"

"Surprise your girl with enhanced organ"

"Get real huge and she will love you even more"

"Women start laughing when you pull down your pants, Stop it!"

"Your little friend in your pants is capable only for visiting toilets."

Where in the World are You? Map Your Name!

At Map Your Name, you type in your family name, and are presented with a map of either the USA, Europe, or Australia, demarcated with regional counts for that name. It's a quick way to find out where other people are in the world who share your family name (New York, New Jersey, and, of course, Sicily are hotspots for me).

Seinfeld's lesson for telemarketers

Here's Jerry Seinfeld's quick lesson in how to respond to telemarketing calls. This is from the early, better days of Seinfeld.

Seinfeld makes a reservation

With all the wonderfully unpleasant experiences I have had lately with various businesses, I got a lot of enjoyment out of watching how Jerry Seinfield deals with companies that don't seem to fully understand how to properly conduct a transaction. This car reservation scene makes it to the top of many lists of great Seinfeld moments. Take away the canned laughter, and it would be perfect!

My Two Fans

My Two Fans is a 'webisodes' comedy series about a young woman who is always accompanied by two platonic male fans/cheerleaders. The guys offer encouragement, wear matching shirts, sing bedtime songs, and remind her why her ex-boyfriend was a fascist. Created by Lauren Iungerich, it's a lighthearted situation comedy (thankfully, with no laughtrack), but there's something not only sweetly romantic about it, but also deeply true to reality, despite the full-on fantasy concept.

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My hook into the series, which has now run for at least 5 short webisodes, is the guest appearance of Fran Kranz (Topher from Dollhouse) in episode 5.

Iron Man Trailer to be expanded into full-length Iron Man movie

Here's an oldie but goodie from The Onion: the story of how Paramount decided to expand the extremely popular Iron Man trailer into a full-length feature film - despite the inherent risks to the fanbase. I think this struck me as even more amusing since I just heard that the Star Trek XI trailer has set records for most downloads.


Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film