Friday, May 28, 2010

Ronald McDonald: The Wild Years

Life has not always been perfect for Ronald McDonald, the iconic clown who represents happiness, fun, and food that kids love. As with all men (and clowns), Ronald McDonald had his wild years




There were the torrid love affairs




Many torrid love affairs




The experimental period



His many addictions




Hanging out in dodgy parts of town




Run-ins with bad folk; narrowly avoiding serious injury





Of course, he did his share of fighting, too




And got arrested on more than one occasion




But fortunately, he found religion and changed his life



He settled down with someone of his ilk



And together, they created an heir