Ronald McDonald: The Wild Years

Life has not always been perfect for Ronald McDonald, the iconic clown who represents happiness, fun, and food that kids love. As with all men (and clowns), Ronald McDonald had his wild years

There were the torrid love affairs

Many torrid love affairs

The experimental period

His many addictions

Hanging out in dodgy parts of town

Run-ins with bad folk; narrowly avoiding serious injury

Of course, he did his share of fighting, too

And got arrested on more than one occasion

But fortunately, he found religion and changed his life

He settled down with someone of his ilk

And together, they created an heir