Life has not always been perfect for Ronald McDonald, the iconic clown who represents happiness, fun, and food that kids love. As with all men (and clowns), Ronald McDonald had his wild years
There were the torrid love affairs
Many torrid love affairs
The experimental period
His many addictions
Hanging out in dodgy parts of town
Run-ins with bad folk; narrowly avoiding serious injury
Of course, he did his share of fighting, too
And got arrested on more than one occasion
But fortunately, he found religion and changed his life
He settled down with someone of his ilk
And together, they created an heir
